We've been thinking a bit about food in recent weeks. There's been a spate of stuff in the papers about actresses and models who indulge in apparent displays of conspicuous eating when interviewed. (You know the sort of thing: "Naomi Campbell wolfed down a large piece of chocolate cake". "Nicole Kidman devoured the chips and then licked the butter plate clean." "Is that all?" wondered David Tennant, holding up the half buffalo carcass.)
Fact: you can eat a great deal and stay slim if you don't eat a helluva lot the whole time. A friend - a gorgeous slim girl called Jenny who is now a gorgeous old crone called Jenny (sorry, Jenny. I meant a gorgeous middle aged crone) used to happily scoff chocolate eclairs by the packet-full. But then she did not eat anything else all day. Those of us who were plumper observed without too much difficulties that whilst we may only have had the one eclair, we also had breakfast, elevenses, lunch, early tea, late tea, high tea, dinner and supper too.
Eat a bit of everything all the time. Especially that really thin pretty girl I saw on the bus. You need to eat a little more and you would be even lovelier. There is a balance to be struck and whatever anyone says, it's better to have a bottom.
Love to all the bottom feeders,
M&T xxx
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